Chris P. Carrot
Still not happy with the options for presidential candidates? How about voting for a vegatable endorsed by Striperella? Chris P. Carrot is a member of the Vegetarian political party and would like your vote in 2004.
Motto: Chris P. Carrot will produce!
Wife: Julienne
Key Issue: We need to root out terror in America by stopping the terrorists in the meat industry who poison and sicken millions of Americans and abuse billions of chickens, pigs, cows, and other animals every year.
What makes Chris P. Carrot stew? People who abuse children and animals
Campaign Song: "Cows With Guns" by Dana Lyons
Favorite Band: The Roots, of course! They're vegetarians. I also enjoy my other vegetarian friends Prince, Moby, Common, Paul McCartney, and too many others to name.
Favorite Quote: "Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." -Albert Einstein
Favorite Celebrity: Superstar and Lettuce Lady? Pam Anderson
Favorite Books: Animal Liberation by Peter Singer and Food Revolution by John Robbins
Favorite Web Site: GoVeg.com
Favorite Food: Tofurky vegetarian sweet Italian sausage and beer brats
Favorite Artist: Amanda Moeckel
Hero of the Past: Leonardo da Vinci, the quintessential Renaissance man and ethical vegetarian