Nice Bwinker
This reminded me of my hubby when he drives. He really hates MD drivers. I am so worried about what is going to happen to him when he yells at the wrong guy one day.
more funny pictures
October 19, 2007
October 15, 2007
Put a smile on your face
This is what I look at every time that I start to get depressed, it really cheers me up.
You should go and check the rest of them out.
August 03, 2007
Personality Tests and Tools
Personality Tests and Tools: ""
I thought that I would share this site with the rest of you. I got this as my personality profile after taking the test I also added it to my sidebar under my links for everyone to see.| INFJ - "Author". Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. Complex personality. 1.5% of total population. |
Go to the site and post here what your test results are.
May 14, 2007
Lost Memory: Reward
The day before Mother's Day I wanted to get everything ready so I went to get my camera out of my purse where it always is and it wasn't there. I have been having memory problems for the past few weeks and I don't know what I did with it. I know that at some point I cleaned it out to make it lighter to go to an appointment but I don't know what i did with the stuff that i took out of my purse.
I am losing everything. I used to be obsessively organized. I don't know what happened. I don't know what changed because I can't remember when it all started. I didn't notice it until I couldn't remember what had happened on a TV show from week to week, to the point that I would actually think that we had missed the past weeks episode. It would take 10 minutes of Jemal explaining it all to me for me to remember bits and pieces.
March 23, 2007
People I would like to be friends with
This is a list of the top 5 people that I would like to get to know in person. There are no restrictions on whether they are dead or alive.
- John Lennon - I would have liked to learn from him
- Matt Damon & Ben Afleck ( they count as one person because they are only really funny when they are together)
- Robin Williams - He is just so naturally funny and fun
- Will Smith - He seems very down to earth and fun
- Angelia Jolie - She is such a caring person, and I would have a shot at talking to Brad Pitt too.
February 21, 2007
If you had Super Powers...
Today my husband posed a question to me this morning while he was driving me to the doctor's and after he had just watched an episode of "Heroes" that he had Tivoed (I hear it's a great show but I just couldn't get into it after a few episodes). Anyway, the question is: If you could have any super power what would it be? This is a tough question because of all the super heroes I like Batman the best because he doesn't have anything special about him. I also assume that men/boys think about these kinds of questions more then women.
So, to finally answer my husband I will say that I would like to have the ability to read other people's thoughts. I think it would be nice to know what people really think about when they think only they know. I would be able to stop crimes from happening and do lots of good things for people with it.
Now it is your turn, what super power would you like, anything, and give your reasons.
February 12, 2007
Laminated List
This is my Laminated List for future reference and it is no particular order:
- Brad Pitt of course
- Matthew Lillard (don't laugh)
- Seth Green, I think he is a cutie
- James Marsters (Just look at the picture and imagine a great british accent, I just melt)
- Johnny Depp (After playing a pirate I am addicted, not like I haven't been since 21 Jump Street)
Let me know what your list looks like.
My Desert Island
Jemal and I have been talking about this for days, it's the age old question, If you were to be trapped on a desert island for the rest of your life what 10 CD's would you have to have?. These are the CD's that I would have to have to survive on an island by myself forever.
- Pearl Jam- 10
- Green Day - Warning
- The Ramones - Mania (it has 30 songs on it)
- G. Love and the Special Sauce - Best of...
- John Lennon - Legend
- NoFX - War on Errorism
- Nirvana - Nevermind
- The Who - Tommy
- Bare Naked Ladies - Stunt
- Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes
July 29, 2006
My little Girl is Growing Up
This Barbie Girl Video was made by my 11 year old daughter! It is so cute and yet scary at the same time.
February 16, 2006
Our Love Child
Sierra : "Mommy, What's a 'Love Child'?"
(The hair on the back of my neck stands up and My vocal chords seize for just a moment)
Me : "Well, Where did you here this? and what do you think it is?"
(I am trying not to pass out from the lack of oxygen going to my brain)
Sierra : "It's a baby that is born before two people who are in love get married"
(Okay, I can feel my fingers again)
Me : "Well, you're right"
(Glad this conversation is over..or is it?)
Sierra: "So, I am your and Jemal's "Love Child!"!!!"
(SHUT DOWN! OVERLOAD!!)
February 03, 2006
Titus
CHRISTOPHERTITUS.COM.. One of the funniest and realistic comedians ever... I love him...But he isn't coming to Baltimore any time soon.
October 03, 2005
The man in the Mirror
Wednesday, September 21, 2005, Some people need to learn how reflection works when using a camera.
September 13, 2004
$200 Bush Bill
North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading "We like ice cream" and "USA deserves a tax cut." The phony Bush bill was presented to a cashier at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids on September 6 by an unidentified male who was seeking to pay for $150 in groceries. Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change. In a separate incident involving a different perp, Roanoke Rapids cops Tuesday arrested Michael Harris, 24, for attempting last month to pass an identical $200 Bush bill at a convenience store.(Smoking Gun)
March 28, 2004
Anything This Boy *Doesn't* Know?
Clark (Scott Winters): I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian precapitalism...
Chuckie (Ben Affleck): Let me tell you something, all right...
Will (Matt Damon): (interrupting) Of course that is your contention...
Clark: Hold on a second...
Will: You're a first year grad student. You just got finished reading some Marxian Historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna' be convinced of that until next month when you get to James Lemon, then you're gonna' be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna' last until next year, you're gonna' be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talking about ya know, the Pre-Revolutionary utopia and the capital forming effects of military mobilization.
Clark: Well, as a matter of fact I won't because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social...
Will: (interrupting) Wood drastically... Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth. You got that from Vickers. "Work in Essex County", page 98, right? Yeah, I read that too. Were you going to plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or do you, is that you thing, you come into a bar, you read some obscure passage, and then pretend, you pawn it off as your own, as your own idea just to impress some girl and embarrass my friend? You see, the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years, you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One: don't do that. And two: you dropped a 150 grand on a fuckin' education you could have gotten for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.
Clark: Yeah, but I will have degree, and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive thru on our way to a skiing trip.
Will: (laughing) That may be, but at least I won't be unoriginal.
February 27, 2004
Chris P. Carrot
Still not happy with the options for presidential candidates? How about voting for a vegatable endorsed by Striperella? Chris P. Carrot is a member of the Vegetarian political party and would like your vote in 2004.
February 04, 2004
Strange things happening
I think I have a ghost in my basement. He's not a mean one, just the kind that likes to turn off the TV when your right in the middle of the good part. This only seems to happen when I'm home by self during the day. I have tried to tell my husband but he's the logical type who says things like "it is just a reflection of light that acts like the remote and blah, blah, blah...". He doesn't believe in these things yet he always says he wants proof....What do I have to do?
Anyway back to the story, today I was on the phone with some doctors, trying to get some information and I had turned the TV off so I could hear, about 5 minutes later it came back on and the volume started going up. I dismissed it with Jemal's scientific explanation, and I put it on mute.
January 24, 2004
Jemal was wrong...(ha ha ha)
Maybe he was doing the testing on Freshcaffeine's main page. but this is what I got when I put in a link to this page. 39% and I'm proud of it! I just have to get rid of the other 61% good and thing will be great.
How am I suppose to do that?
January 12, 2004
e-Sheep.com
I found this site this morning my accident, but it turns out it was pretty interesting (at least entertaining)."Apocamon, the final judgment" is a series of flash movies made to relate the books of the bible specifically Revelations. The cartoons are recommended for adult readers because of there content. If your over 18 though It's worth taking a look at.